I fell asleep on my couch one night.
And then the next night, my sheets were in the dryer so I just went back to the couch.
Continue reading “I may have forgotten how”Category: there is something wrong with me
Catching up
There are things I stay on top of. The daily list, for instance. Work. Dental appointments.
Continue reading “Catching up”This would Cheer me up
I’m not a user of (insert 4-letter ocean-themed name of the top laundry detergent in the USA).
Never have been.
But my detergent brand of choice is by the same company.
Continue reading “This would Cheer me up”I’ll take the earworm
I’m not a music person. I know that’s like saying I’m on track to become a serial killer, but I’m just not. I am not musically talented and I know my taste in music is somewhat suspect and please don’t ask me about my favorite band or first concert or whatever all else as your ice breaker. The ice will not break on that topic.
Continue reading “I’ll take the earworm”Wrenched
It isn’t as bad as the day last year when I raked leaves and my back froze up so painfully that I genuinely wondered if I’d be able to make my way back indoors.
Continue reading “Wrenched”The Longest Route
In theory, the world’s longest walk is (apparently) from Cape Town, South Africa to Magadan, Russia.
So they say. At 14K+ miles, it’s actually shorter than the 19K+ I’m looping around the continent of Africa in the Virtual African Loop (or VAL).
Continue reading “The Longest Route”That time of year again
I say it every year, and it’s true. Halloween is not my holiday.
Continue reading “That time of year again”Mishaps and miracles
I had thawed the chicken to make the Moroccan chicken stew. The one that surprises me with all the textures even when I go into it expecting them.
Continue reading “Mishaps and miracles”Anyone know?
I’m pretty sure if I brought in a bunch of black rat snakes that would be successful, but in that case I would also need to burn the whole thing down and move away. I don’t do slithery. Not at all. Oh hell no.
Continue reading “Anyone know?”Mystery pain
I’m sitting on the couch, lounging casually on a Saturday, when I can feel my hip hitch in that way it sometimes does, and then I get a cramp down my leg.
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