Is this your first time seeing seagulls? Do you not know that they’re like flying rats, that will swarm anyone in the vicinity if you draw them? Do you want to get pooped all over?
Continue reading “Don’t feed the seagulls”Category: peeves
Frost, two ways
When the frost is on the pumpkin windshield
And the fodder’s in the shock driver’s having shock
This is for Julie
Julie is dear and special. Julie has a heart of pure gold and a smile that lights up the world and a faith that is rich and deep.
Continue reading “This is for Julie”Moonshine
The commute is mostly dark. Until daylight savings ends, that will be the case.
For the most part I don’t see much sky per se, and when the horizon opens there is a consistent amount of nothing to see. But it’s not pitch black all the way, which is a nice change.
Continue reading “Moonshine”When I don’t sleep
I try listening to a podcast, with a sleep timer in case (a) I drift off (hopefully) but don’t want to miss the rest or (b) it proves so interesting that it keeps me up.
Sometimes I switch to a different podcast app, to listen to the Bible in a Year. Father Mike’s reading is soothing and what could be a better influence on my dreams than the Word?
But I might not fall asleep and while still being awake for a learning and prayer is good, I still hope to be asleep soon.
All the while, the sound machine tries to sooth me.
Why am I still awake?
So how was your work day?
Anyone know?
I’m pretty sure if I brought in a bunch of black rat snakes that would be successful, but in that case I would also need to burn the whole thing down and move away. I don’t do slithery. Not at all. Oh hell no.
Continue reading “Anyone know?”Happy Canada Day
For my Canadian readers and that one guy who is repatriated from there. You know who you are.
Continue reading “Happy Canada Day”Oh cmon
Look, Duo, I know that yesterday I work up early and took my French lessons early. I know, I remember, I was there.
Continue reading “Oh cmon”Ew. Bugs.
aka gringita 