Note to self: office edition

Note to self: Never say any of these things, even quietly amongst yourselves, because the universe has a dark sense of humor. And because it’s 2020.

Knocking wood will not necessarily offset the repercussions.

  • Things are a little slow at the moment.
  • It’s kind of nice that their projects are going so smoothly while (team member) is out.
  • This seems straightforward.
  • I should be able to turn this around by tomorrow.
  • It has been a good day so far.