I haven’t done one of these before, so here we go… some blog stats…
My Most-Read Posts to Date
I think I see a trend here.
My Top Commenters (Not Counting Me) to Date
But really, you’re ALL the tops!
My Top Referrers to Date
(Not counting the spam hits)
- Yahoo mail
- [Withheld. You’re welcome. Oh, and thanks for stopping by regular-like]
Most Spammy Pingbacks to Date
Here’s a hint… if you’re writing on a related topic and want to link to me, I am totally supportive of that. Glad to have you. If I’ve actually done business with you and were happy with your service, and you want to link to a post I’ve written about you, that’s also just fine with me. If, however, you’re selling a tangentially related product and just creating a temporary link to generate a pingback so you can try to lift your position on search engines and possibly sell your services to my readers, even though I have never heard of you, I’m killing off your spammy ping.
- Good night has been getting spam pingbacks like you wouldn’t believe, all from places hawking the Brazilian Blowout.
- Follow up story had the next most pingbacks, also in attempts to sell Brazilian Blowouts and hair care products/services. Not nearly as many as Good night, though.
- In a surprise upset, Way too much pre-trip drama beat out the other few hair-treatment items I’ve posted, and picked up a few pingbacks related to car service rentals.
Of course, now THIS post will start winning the “spam pingback” awards, by referencing all three. 😉
My Top Search Terms to Date || and my not-so-snappy thoughts on these
- vacation peeves || ok, yeah, I have a few
- spring forward already happened? || it has now
- bragplaining || thank you, urban dictionary, for your handy phrases
- craisin -coupon || no, I don’t offer coupons. or craisins, for that matter
- when did joseph pray || if I had to guess? allatime.
- joseph praying crying out to god || you betcha
- “keratin friendly shampoo” || great, here come more spam pings!
- not a reunion but get together || down with reunions; up with get togethers!
- “penguins kill” “dromedary” || I’m guessing this is not about violence in the animal kingdom, but a reference to a recent release by indie microlabel Dromedary Records
- did joseph pray often || um. yeah. probably so.
- planned and get my aunt story || what are you smoking?
- “dromedary records” || I think you meant to visit indie microlabel Dromedary Records
- freudian slip image processing || seriously dude… what are you smoking?
- how to tell a storm is close || my blog is probably not your best source for this info
- socially awkward || why, yes… yes I am
- too much pre cum || my heartfelt apologies that this made the list; I have no idea how this search found me, and I very sincerely don’t want to know
- are you a extravert or intorvert || neither, technically; I’m a huge introvert though. and a smidge of a grammar nut.
- socially ackward || very like socially awkward, only more ackward
- suckdom || tell me about it
- pinched nerve on index finger || yeah that sucks. feel better soon.
And there you have it… a glimpse into the stats of my blog and what they reveal about… um… you? me? spammers? search engines?