I was about 2 minutes from the house when I realized that I didn’t have my cell phone with me today. My phone was back at home, still plugged in to charge from the night before. Continue reading “Telenonsense”
I don’t know what the heck I did to my neck and shoulder, but it hurts like the dickens. And it’s not even my right side, where I’ve been known to get “mouse shoulder” when I’m doing too much back and forth from keyboard to mouse.
I should totally get up and do my workout. I should totally NOT let my shoulder hurting be a reason not to do it. Totally. Continue reading “No excuses! Ok, well, maybe some excuses.”
Three hours of sleep is nowhere near sufficient. I honestly don’t know how people with new babies manage to do it and not become psychotic in the process.
The odd thing is that I came home from work last night tired. I mean, drag myself into my place and collapse on the couch tired. I probably could have fallen asleep right then and there.
I could have. But I didn’t. I didn’t want to be up at 1AM, wide awake and wandering the night. That is specifically what I did NOT want. Continue reading “Bedtime and then some”
I can’t decide if you’re a passive-aggressive a-hole, or if you’re an evil genius.
We all know about the problems with the second stall. The door jams, and every time that door opens or closes, it jogs the doors open in stalls one and three.
Every. Single. Time. Continue reading “Restroom internal dialogue”
The ladies came over on Saturday morning, as planned. I literally had just enough coffee for the occasion. I served a fruit salad; L– brought a whole wheat version of monkey bread. We laughed. We cried. Continue reading “Better late than never”
Despite how hard it is to find, they actually do sell sunscreen in travel sizes.
The ladies are coming in the morning. Which means that I should be getting myself together. I should be getting this place together. I should I should I should I should.
They’re coming! Augh! Continue reading “They’re coming”
I don’t know about you, but sometimes I notice that people say interesting things. Odd things. Things that rattle around and around, and almost scream to be shared. So here I am… sharing: Continue reading “Quotable quotes”
The weather is seriously messed up. And by “messed up,” I mean a significantly less Rated-G phrase ending in “up.”
Is it late March where you live? It’s late March on my planet. On my portion of my planet, late March is considered “Spring.” Continue reading “That storm is close”
When I got home from work last night, I got myself dressed for today’s workday.
Efficient, no? Continue reading “Ahead of the game”